Happy Earth Day!
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
The military has them all the time. Date someone in the service.
Those last two time zones… Practically neighbors. The difference is that in Anchorage it is yesterday and in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky it is almost noon today. And here I am, right in the middle of the two. Far eastern Russian history is interesting.
Just bull things.
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
While that Isn’t cool at all, she may have been getting a lot of prank or abusive calls from someone who sounds like you. Find the courage to call again. It may not even be her answering. Don’t give up on your quest for help. You can do this!
That one time I saw this,
thought it would make a cute bird house and got to design this!
This guy has the best job! I’m working on my art skills so maybe one day I could have a job like this too.
I’m vastly more interested in the tiny display tents than the regular ones
think of getting one for your hamster, cat, or any tiny being and having matching tents.
Me too! I always want to bring them home and make dolls to sleep in them. Or maybe get two and wear them as slippers. Tent slippers would be the best!
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
"Feelings hookers" made me giggle just a bit.